Bad Santa

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Bad Santa - Rutherford

It was the night before Xmas and all through the house
Not a creature was sober, not even a mouse

He's got a little list, well, a not so little list
He knows who's been bad and good
Who's been dull and who's been kissed

He's got a longer list, who's been wicked, who's been sinning
He ticks them off, one by one
No wonder he is grinning

Ho ho ho, he’s coming down the chimney
Ho ho ho, he’s coming down the hall
Santa knows where all the bad girls live, he's visiting them all

Eggnog with too much brandy, full of Xmas cheer
Santa's feeling friendly, Oh I think it is the beer
Stuffed with Xmas pudding, over did the brandy sauce
Santa's feeling bloated, I feel sorry his horse?

Carrots are so boring, you can keep your glass of milk
Let me at that single malt, Santa wants some silk
Stockings made of wool are not what Santa fancies
Give him fishnet castoffs made from Paris can can dancers


from Man Cave, released May 18, 2017



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Mu Theory is a rock band whose members write and perform original classic rock music influenced by bands like The Doobie Brothers, The Eagles & Steely Dan.

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