A "celebration" of the nasty people we endure. Ian wrote this song as a harsh reflection on just how ugly modern life can be.
Released on the third Mu-Theory album - Man Cave
lyrics
Jimmy was a sweet kid, opened doors for ladies
Suckered by a thieving guru, who took his money and pride
Ripped off by a guy on eBay, stalked by a freak
Hit and run by bicycle, and bashed up in the park
Sue the good Samaritan, bite the hand that feeds
Stick it to the peasants, watch them, watch them bleed
Don't be fooled by the golden rule, they don't all follow it at school
Keep opinions to yourself, or you'll be penalised
Boy scouts in expensive suits, carry knives and laptops too
Watch them shove it up your arse, nice guys, nice guys, nice guys
...come last
Spammed by Viagra, worms and trojans lurk
Letters from Nigerian lawyers, sells riches to the fools
Bank fees coming thick and fast, taxes raised you’re coming last
Hide the jewels amongst the swine, then stick ‘em one more time
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